Continuing With Fashion

I left off yesterday at why, obviously these fasions are chosen to conform to a specific stereotype or to assert ones agreement with a particular way of thinking, but honestly people....THINK OF THE KIDS!... Your kids that is. Imagine when you are older haveing your kids look at pictures of you when you are young, and imagine when you looked at pictures of your parents when they were young. What will you tell them when they ask why you had a comb stuck in your hair and didnt take it out, or why you had paint all over your pants. More importantly think of the people who have just taken a dump and are innocently walking out of the bathroom when they are struck by your fashion statement and must undoubtedly spend the next couple hours thiking the following in regaurds to each situation:

CROCS = man that guy must absolutely love dave matthews and think that comfort so outweighs how you look that wearing zip down pj's like peter does in family guy (regaurdless of the cool shocky thing he can do) is the next move in your wardrobe, honestly those things are retarded looking im sure they can make a perfectly normal sandal or shoe of the same stuff but not have it look gay;

THOSE BIG SHORTS = ok i get that your urban and hip but fucking what purpose do those serve besides makeing you look like a douche and being a hindrance when you run;

CAPRIS = Ok girls these i dont mind so much i guess its just the idea of them, they dont look bad but what do they do B^2's girlfriend recently commented that she couldnt wear shorts to work and so like to wear these because its hot but honestly is that going to help all that much i mean do your ankles and lower clafs get hot to the point that they need cooling or that cooling them will help out all that much, and its not like any guy is going to be like oh man that chick has a nice lower calf;

MULTIPLE COLLARS = first off collars are not made for popping secondly doing so is uncomfortable thirdly only dueche bag guys do it thridly it gets exponentialy worse with the more collars that are popped not to mention fairly frequently these are;

PINK SHIRTS = well obviously pink is associated with boy i mean all boy babies are dressed in pink and its so masculine and strong of a color so why shouldnt guys wear it....wait no thats blue, wtf are you doing wearing pink what does it say im sure of my masculinity thats like emos kissing guys and saying its because there sure of your sexuality yep its gay i mean honestly ill deal with the emo thing later but its not being sure of your masculinity its being unsure. Honestly if your sure that your a guy and are ok with that then why would you want to wear a pink shirt. Its an obvious statement which requires one to have thought about weither they should wear the shirt because they are a guy. Saying that a guy should be able to wear pink shirts if he is sure of himself is like saying a guy should be able to wear a skirt because hes sure of himself, and he might be sure of himself, but then im sure of him too, im sure hes gay;

UGG BOOTS = ok do i really have to say this, they are not cool looking unless its snowy, but girls wear them in the summer, now i know your feet arent cold and prolly are sweaty and smelly as hell which is gross, and they arent attractive at all thridly there boots and anyone who has ever tried to make boots cool (note Timberland and cowboy boots worn in the city) has ended up fueling one of the gayest phenomenons ever. Boots are made to be usefull not fashion full, that is like haveing a lanyard try and be fashionable now i know lanyards are cool and empowering, but if girls started wearing them for no reason just as fashion accesories i would hate them. That is what necklaces are for. This leads me into the next fashion;

TRUCKER HATS = now baseball hats have been fashionable at times and still are and can look cool, ill even understand tilting them any which way as i can see its functionality as a gang sign, but honestly does the back of your head need a vent or even if it does, does that sacrifice necessitate looking dumb. And if the back of your head gets a vent, why not your armpits or maybe your back, what about guys, personally our pants could use some venting in the croch area so our balls would stop sticking to our legs. No those vents are inappropriate and so is one for the back of your head;